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I don’t support this at all. I refuse. #dollarshaveclub4life 8 (
Posted 04/01/16
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So funny!
Just took a look at all of the pets in my profile :)
Should definitely get a mole rat in the Leetle Companions shop.
Posted 04/01/16
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This is wonderful. 8) -runs her hands over all her pets’ silky smooth skin-
Posted 04/01/16
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So begins the first phase of the Hairless Agenda. All bow down to our mighty lord, the flaming razor.
Muhahaha, I HAVE SEEN HEAVEN.
Posted 04/01/16
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We have been informed that, unlike GilletteVenus.com whose webdesign (not to mention razor design!) is beyond reproach, Mycena Cave has a boring uniform-grey background. We’ve been required to jazz it up a little, which is why you now have brand new pretty colorful shapes every time you load the page. Enjoy!
Posted 04/01/16
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glitch
Are the colors of the background representative of the colors that the Gillette Venus is available in? Not only would that be a great, subtle way to roll our endorsement of this wonderful product into the site itself, but I see a few shades that I would just love to own in razor form.
Posted 04/01/16
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*pets all the naked mole rats*
Posted 04/01/16
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What fresh hell is this?! Our mycenians were mole rats the entire time?
Posted 04/01/16
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I actually believed this for one paragraph
edit: oh no, my mole rat looks half dead… *pats it gently*
Posted 04/01/16, edited 04/01/16
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LOL THE ROCKETING RAZOR AT THE TOP
Posted 04/01/16
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I, for one, fully endorse our new sponsors, and I am happy to say that I have ten 10-packs of Gillette Venus Embrace Disposable razors on the way. Thank you to Mycena Shave staff for the recommendation in the razor spotlight.
(Also, can we keep the background? Forever? It’s so pretty)
Posted 04/01/16
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Oh my god I literally burst out laughing while reading this and now my friend is questioning my sanity XD
Posted 04/01/16
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Pets should only shave if they want to and not because of the pressures of society!!!! Down with the patriarchy!!!
Posted 04/01/16
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Omg I’m laughing so hard I cried a little :’)
Posted 04/01/16
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[@Courier]
Down with the pet-riarchy?
Sorry, sorry, I’ve been awake for far too long and I’m in the giggly stage of sleep deprivation…Probs should get some sleep now before it gets worse than just stupid puns.
Posted 04/01/16
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Posted 04/01/16, edited 04/01/16
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in before i paid money for a custom and now its a mole rat this aint what i pay for
Posted 04/01/16
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*shivering and clinging to fur*
Posted 04/01/16
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im laughing
drifting still works on the fur lmao
sorry pank ill get u back to pankness soon
Posted 04/01/16, edited 04/01/16
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shave, shave
shave, shave
SHAVE YOUR BOOTY
SHAVE YOUR BOOTY~
Posted 04/01/16
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Y’all are my favorites <3
Posted 04/01/16
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lmao
I took it for serious
because I forgot April 1st was a thing
omg lmao
Posted 04/01/16
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Please.
Let next year be Mycena RAVE.
Posted 04/01/16
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100% seconded. Please!!!!!
Posted 04/01/16
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All hail our hairless overlords. May their reign be long and their wrath as swift as the Mighty Flaming Razor.
Posted 04/01/16
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im laughing bc you can still drift the piles of hair
Posted 04/01/16
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I popped in for the first time in a while and I
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