This reminds me of every time I brush my cats and dogs. Because my family is somewhat twisted, we roll the blobs of fur into balls and compare to see who we got the most off of. Pandora the cat is reigning queen of the three cats with a softball-sized packed ball of fur, compared to Stanley’s pool ball and Penny’s miniature ping pong ball, while Clancy the corgi beats out the much fluffier Ein (also corgi, but fluffy with fur like a collie) any day.

Yes, my family is so incredibly strange.

Prose

Thank you for mentioning genesses. This is fantastic.

does anyone else hear singing???

IM YOUR VENUS IM YOUR FIRE YOUR DESIRE

Vely Condor

Yes. Those are some hair-raising examples :D

GUYS I JUST REALIZED MY KELPHIS NAMED FOR MY PUPPIES ENDED UP FURPILES OF THE RIGHT COLORS FOR THE PUPPY COATS.

LMAO. Those are not the coloration’s main colors. So. /shedding is accurate

buy gilette venus razors! very good product a+ ten out of ten. I used them on my father and he was sent to the shadow realm; now gilette venus razors ARE my father. Would recommend to a friend.

Hina

Sphinx cats are both adorable kitties and creepy little alien-chupacabra beasts.

Don’t forget skinny pigs!

It’s like a skin-covered potato with feet

“As a part of our new arrangement, the people at Gillette have asked our Mycenian citizens to test out a new line of shaving razor that has enhanced technology enabling the razor to better contour over curves. Our community agreed readily; as a result, Mycenians have spent a lot of time testing out this product and are ready to reveal the results!”

Phoenix stepped back, unfamiliar with the reduction of weight she had never experienced. “I can’t believe I volunteered for this!” - She cursed and screwed up her face a bit. “Pfffffffttttt…. product testing, my beak! What in the world did it do to me?!” Phoenix spun around and realized that the bathtub walls were much MUCH higher than they had been before. She wailed, “all I wanted was better fur management!” She gazed to her left and then to her right. She was colder and everything didn’t make sense. She happened to glance down from atop a luscious pile of rose-colored tufts to find little pink paws. She started to panic and wailed loudly, holding the weapon that did her in. Phoenix wanted answers and boy, would they get a scathing review of this product later!!!

After scaling the porcelain walls with help from a floral bath curtain, she landed with a thud on the bathroom tile. Her little body fit just inside of a single tile. Getting up, she peered around for her product testing questionnaire and remembered it was atop the vanity. With much effort and time, she was able to scramble to the top thanks to a half-gone roll of toilet paper and some finesse. Once there, she was able to analyze this new form of hers closely. She was more upset and miffed than anything else. Now, she had to figure out how to pick up and drag this huge, bumbling pen across the check mark boxes that rated use from 0 to 10 for various questions. She dragged the pen to the top of the page, turned around and lined the pen nib up with the boxes. Walking forward, the pen dragged down the page and left a thick, uneven and permanent mark across every single zero.

Trippy

That’s really awesome! Did you post that on the thread there’s a link to in the original post? Everyone who posts a writing or artistic rendering there gets a gift for their contribution.

AMAZING. XD
Can I get some free razors then? OuO

Oh…oh my….good…..lord…................

WELP. 8D;