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Nora "Wife Acquired" Lastname and Tsuyu

Purr’s Chamber of Reflections for October 2022:


1. map (bottom of page)
2. black and white couple sketch above Mooning Across the Clouds
3. sketch banner under Mooning Across the Clouds + accompanying letters
4. Hell of a Night section

ᴍᴏᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅs:

Summer is hot, well, objectively, but sometimes summer is also literally hot, as a young Nora stood across the hallway, maybe staring a little too hard at the other apprentice, barely able to pay attention to the meeting of the seasons. Within seconds, the meeting was over, and the seasons went their separate directions.

“What’s her name?” Nora asked, as they got back into the carriage.
“No idea,” her mentor, the Guardian of Winter, replied, keeping his eyes steady into the distance. “But Summer is far outside our domain. You should worry more about your relationships with Spring and Fall, Nora. They will do their best to keep the ground from freezing.” He looked back down at her, sharper now. “Understood?”
Nora nodded, before staring out the carriage window. She already knew that. She was well acquainted with Spring - and her and Fall got along quite well! But she’d never even met Summer, and that girl…
Why can’t we meet?

Every meeting of the seasons, then, she made it her goal to get closer to the girl. Sneaking around early, passing notes, making excuses to leave together. Her name was Tsuyu! Her hands were warm! She didn’t smile much, but when she did, it was like staring at the face of the sun. The more time they spent together, the further in love Nora fell. It seemed so unfair, at times! Her world was so far removed from Nora’s, and yet!

After many long years of pining, letters, and stolen nights, the previous Guardians stepped down. Free to do as they wished, they could finally reunite.

Almost.

They still had duties to attend to, they were still miles apart, and they still barely saw each other as much as they wanted to, but no one was able to stop them anymore. That had to count for something, right? Nora stares out her window some afternoons, at the bright sun shining down on the snow, refracting light everywhere, and wonders how she’s doing.


I know you’re out there watching the same stars as I am, babe, and it keeps me sane. I’m counting the days until spring - I can’t wait to see you again. I’ll miss the cold, but I miss you more!

And I’ll deal with all the cold in the world as long as I get to see you. I hope Jake isn’t giving you too much trouble, darling, and I’ll see you soon.

ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ғᴀʀ, ᴋɪᴅ:

The next summer apprentice came unusually early, but his gift, which signalled him as the next apprentice, came unusually late. He came in a bit older than apprentices normally do, and riddled with problems. What the hell did this kids parents teach him? Nothing?

Tsuyu did her best, but quickly ran out of patience with the child, especially after. The Incident. extremely fed up, Tsuyu began investigating if it was possible to kill a child and respawn a new apprentice… literally anything.

Not in the mood to commit child murder (though she did feel if anyone deserved it-) Nora stepped up, offering to take in the boy. it was unheard of, another season training a season’s apprentice, but - things weren’t too different. and besides, maybe a few months… years… decades in the frozen north with Nora and her Mad Pipes would teach the boy a thing or two.

Tsuyu was all too happy to get rid of him.

Despite his shitty attitude and Teenage Boy problems, Nora couldn’t help but feel a little affection towards him. Like having her own personal sun in her house, a remnant of Tsuyu to keep with her. Besides, she wanted to train him well for her wife across the stars- it was the least she could do!
She sat down, cracking her knuckles and grinning at the boy.

Are ya ready, kid? Let’s begin!

ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏғ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ:

The materials for this particular communication spell are frighteningly expensive, but it’s some of the most reliable magic they know. So when Tsuyu hears the chime from the bell, she’s immediately on edge.

“Nora?”

But it’s not her wife’s voice she hears - it’s the normally bright and cheerful Sumerie, voice quiet yet clear. “You need to get here immediately,” she says. “It’s the girls. Something’s… very wrong.”

She can’t get to Nora fast enough.

Astra is silent and still next to her sister, dabbing her forehead with a cool, wet cloth. Nora is pacing a few feet away, but rushes into Tsuyu’s arms as soon as she sees her.

“What’s wrong? What happened?”

But it’s Astra who replies - “I hurt her,” she says, half a wail, and while Nora is immediately there for Astra, Tsuyu is still. It’s just that she’s processing, her brain not able to switch tasks as quickly as she’d like. It’s not malicious, but Astra catches her stiff posture and turns her head to face her sister - “and I’d do it again,” she says, standing up. She’s all sharp edges and blinding shadows, suddenly, elongating into a towering spider-like creature.

“Hold still,” she says, “or it’ll hurt so much more,” and her voice is a thousand bells chiming all at once. “and Kore won’t be here to stop me-”

“Tsuyu!”

She sits up, panting, fear draining from her body as she realizes she’s safe in bed. Next to her is Nora, alarmed. “Babe, what’s wrong?”

Tsuyu melts into her arms. “Bad dream,” she says, falling back into the pillows. “Just… a very bad dream.”

nora makes rooms cold, tsuyu makes them hot. when theyre together, they achieve peak thermodynamic regularity and the room becomes pleasantly warm.
teya you do actually have to close out of spoilers at the end of pages

purrdriToday at 6:53 PM
what if… eva n kore…

teaunicornToday at 6:56 PM
man
take nora and tsuyu’s ldr and crank it up a notch
kore who gotta move around all the time and eva whos stuck in a cloud city sahjkkjhfd

purrdriToday at 6:57 PM
u know how kores got a lil cloud circlet…

teaunicornToday at 6:57 PM
oh my god
a gift

purrdriToday at 6:57 PM
YES
me coming into apollos room: congrats ur daughter is a lesbian,

teaunicornToday at 6:58 PM
ASJKFDLASDHJFASKLDFASD
lbr she always was,

purrdriToday at 6:58 PM
i mean of course,

teaunicornToday at 6:59 PM
eva…. rescuing kore….
taking her to cloud kingdom to take care of her…
givin her a lil cloud circlet….

purrdriToday at 6:59 PM
kore gettin kinda sick after a few days and eva like D:???? and kores like Well Fuck
but im not letting her be angsty to the end,
somehow this bitch is gettin Healies,

teaunicornToday at 7:01 PM
maybe there IS some dragon left… and THAT can heal kore

purrdriToday at 7:01 PM
somethin somethin twue wuvs kiss
eva n kore bonding bc they always felt distant from A Parent
evas parent obviously being apollo,
kores being Either Or, Depending On The Season,

teaunicornToday at 7:03 PM
LMAOOOOO
man eva sees appleo the most of her parents
talia n seren keep fawkin runnin off hskjahasf

purrdriToday at 7:03 PM
and hes sad as fuck about her

teaunicornToday at 7:04 PM
he rly is
man kore and her cloud wife….
nora will give eva all the hugs if she visits ahsjkdfkjdhasf

purrdriToday at 7:07 PM
tf u mean if,
tsuyu drags all of them together for a nonconsensual family reunion

teaunicornToday at 7:07 PM
nora cries bc her family is big and perfect

purrdriToday at 7:08 PM
astra third wheeling eva and kore,

teaunicornToday at 7:08 PM
she used to be alone in the mountains with some old man beefing w anette and now she has wife and chiwwan,
god her LMAO

purrdriToday at 7:08 PM
i love that for her

teaunicornToday at 7:09 PM
kore: when will you find a partner?
astra: no : /

purrdriToday at 7:09 PM
tsuyu eventually retires officially from the position of Summer™️ partially so jake can stop annoying nora and partially so she can settle down and be gay…

teaunicornToday at 7:09 PM
its all on u now bud

purrdriToday at 7:10 PM
she goes around spreading That Good Warmth around during summertime but. to a much smaller extent.
tsuyu and nora on a two month long extended beach vacation,
noras on holiday atp too why tf not,

teaunicornToday at 7:10 PM
they DESERVE a happy retirement

purrdriToday at 7:11 PM
nora does not understand the concept of beachwear,

teaunicornToday at 7:11 PM
finally nora can live in cottage and kiss wife,
AHAHAHAA HER
shes in a tshirt, jeans, and boots
its the least amount of clothing she’s ever worn in her life

purrdriToday at 7:11 PM
not even like timbs or anything its fuckin Ugg Boots

teaunicornToday at 7:11 PM
LMAO YEAH
her like why am i so hot
tsuyus like i love you youre so stupid

purrdriToday at 7:28 PM
eva accidentally gives kore Dragon and she ends up w lil horns

teaunicornToday at 7:29 PM
AHAHAHAHAA
HEALED HER TOO MUCH
NOW SHE DWAGON
[teya weeb cringes for a moment]
but anyways my point is too much dwagon healing

purrdriToday at 7:31 PM
kores lil bitty horns become the butt of many jokes,
because i think itd be funny and for literally no other reason,
shes just fucking adorable and thats really all there is to say on the matter!